The award for silliest sentence I’ve read recently goes to SFist:

“There is significant statistical noise in that chart, since as previously noted not all calls to SFPD are for fires. But the statistical noise would apply equally to all districts, so the overall trends appear valid.”

–Are Mission Landlords Really Burning Their Own Buildings?: An Analysis

I don’t even know where to start with this one. So I’ll leave it without comment.